So in attempt to spur me on, I treated myself to some sour gummy worms, hoping that the sugar rush and the way sour things make my mouth feel weird would help perk me up.
It seems that I have been horribly deceived. Two things are horribly wrong with my so called sour gummy worms.
They are not sour. At all. There is no way that you could class them as sour- they barely have any flavour at all, and there not half as coated in sugar as I would generally require them to be.
But that is not it. Not only are the not sour, they are not worms.
No. They are in fact NON SOUR GUMMY SPERM.
SPERM.
THEY LOOK LIKE SPERM.
I have just eaten a bag of flavourless non gummy sperm. My disappointment and revulsion can know no bounds.
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